Do you happen to have your own pool?
If you do, then it is, given this infernal heat, only fitting to invite a giraffe into it! Giraffes love pools and water, the only potentially problematic thing is their odd swimming technique… yeah, their legs are a bit too long… I sure hope your pool’s deep enough, and you have a tree or two next to it. You know, from time to time, it feels good to have a snack while soaking!

My pool is deep enough, so I’m just waiting for a giraffe… As it happens, there’s a bigger chance of a giraffe swimming in my pool, than of me doing it… 

This tame giraffe called Monduli, was rescued from poachers three years ago and now lives in the Kilimanjaro tourist center in Tanzania.